Jezebel apologizes, her fellow lovers, for her inability to post over the past few days. She’s been out of commission due to unforeseen circumstances, but she promises that there will be TWO…yes you read that correctly: TWO new entries before noon tomorrow. She appreciates your patience in these very trying times. And yes, this is Jezebel typing. Jezebel oftentimes likes to refer to herself in third person. Tout a l’heure d’es amis!